Because of my warm, haunting personality and devilishly handsome looks?
[He doesn't even miss a beat. If you ask him, Logan just has a fetish for killing ugly guys. Maybe that's it, huh? What an asshole. (And definitely not because he was showing up to attempt to drag them back to the TVA to fix the whole Dead Wolverine trope.)
Wade props his feet on the table until Logan abruptly pushes them off, so he just sort of awkwardly continues to half-lay on the sofa with his arms behind his head.] Why do I? [He echoes the sentiment.] No fuckin' idea. You're a total dick even though I paid for lunch. [One time. Weeks ago. It matters.
Wade sighs. Logan's gonna make him say something. Feels like he should say something.]
Still saved my life. You didn't know better. [Wade shrugs again.] It's what you do.
[He saves people. Doesn't matter which Logan it is. And what about him, huh? Every single one of him worked for Cassandra because they were complete pieces of shit. No morals, bad costumes, not able to do their own stunts. Zero colour coordination, to top it all off.
And yet, the two of them? They saved everything. Everyone. Wade's got a family to go home to because that's who Logan is. And this one isn't him, but he kind of is, too.] I care because you're you. [Ugh, it feels so real.] I guess.
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[He doesn't even miss a beat. If you ask him, Logan just has a fetish for killing ugly guys. Maybe that's it, huh? What an asshole. (And definitely not because he was showing up to attempt to drag them back to the TVA to fix the whole Dead Wolverine trope.)
Wade props his feet on the table until Logan abruptly pushes them off, so he just sort of awkwardly continues to half-lay on the sofa with his arms behind his head.] Why do I? [He echoes the sentiment.] No fuckin' idea. You're a total dick even though I paid for lunch. [One time. Weeks ago. It matters.
Wade sighs. Logan's gonna make him say something. Feels like he should say something.]
Still saved my life. You didn't know better. [Wade shrugs again.] It's what you do.
[He saves people. Doesn't matter which Logan it is. And what about him, huh? Every single one of him worked for Cassandra because they were complete pieces of shit. No morals, bad costumes, not able to do their own stunts. Zero colour coordination, to top it all off.
And yet, the two of them? They saved everything. Everyone. Wade's got a family to go home to because that's who Logan is. And this one isn't him, but he kind of is, too.] I care because you're you. [Ugh, it feels so real.] I guess.
[Now he can claim he didn't mean it, probably.]