[Wade's not so stupid that he doesn't catch on that Logan's pissed with him about something. Thing is, he's already either forgotten what it could be or can't attribute it to any specific thing -- was it the whole Humpty Dumpty scenario, or the cannibalism joke? He didn't even kidnap this one!

(Sometimes, the way he misses home hits him like a fucking big, drowning wave. Home made sense. He had his place, he had Blind Al giving him sage wisdom when he fucked up. He had people he could count on to show up for a surprise party who he wouldn't kill on sight. He could do a merc job, go home and Logan would still be there, crashing on his couch. Mary in her little bed by the door. God, he misses his dog.

Hope Logan's still taking her out for walks...)

Anyway, when you think about it, the love Wade has for his dog is the reason he's broken into Logan's apartment and is Army crawling across the floor while outwardly humming the Mission Impossible theme, headphones over his ear, the cassette playing the soundtrack through the Walkman attached to his hip. Courtesy of the haunting fucked up corpse mall, thank you. Duh duuuuuh!

He jumps with a squeal.] Ow, careful, careful! I can't replace those! [Well, not easily. He rubs one of his cauliflower ears, sitting up.] I'm sneaking into your apartment to surprise you, obviously, but you ruined it.

[He pauses. Kind of fucked up that Tom Cruise made this seem so easy.] Uh. Here.

[Wade holds up a six-pack of beer.] I got this feeling you were pissed at me.