[ Benny’s seen a lot of weird shit in his life. He’s been turned into a vampire, he’s 150 years old, spent time in Purgatory, fought wolves and monsters. It takes a lot to shake him, but this? This is getting personal. The damn mannequin isn’t just appearing anymore and freaking him out, it’s active. Wandering around. Making choices that are gonna make Benny’s life a lot harder in the coming days.
He’s tried locking in in the trunk, dumping it in the river, pushing it into traffic. Nothing works, no matter what he does, it keeps coming back. Worst part, Benny kinda feels like he’s losing pieces of himself, little things, memories and mannerisms, the color of his eyes.
if you’re out and about in Panorama, and you think you see Benny doing something out of character? It wasn’t him (shaggy voice). It was that smooth-limbed bastard he’s gonna take down if it kills him - and it might.
Here is a list of things you may just find Benny’s mannequin doing:
•Graffitiing “BEIGNETS BEFORE BETRAYAL” on a random wall
•Shoplifting small stuff constantly: gum, lighters, sunglasses, candy bars, cheap jewelry. Bonus points if you catch it wearing them all at once.
•Buying weird crap with Benny’s stolen cash/card: like a cowboy hat, clown shoes, or a shirt that says “#1 Dad” and also wearing it all at once.
•Filing a police report in Benny’s name about Benny
•Putting up 'Have You Seen This Man?' posters with Benny’s face and something like “Wanted for Crimes Against Humanity - Orders Eggs at Night.”
•Getting Benny banned from a liquor store after the damn thing steals a single lime and says “put it on my tab”
Feel free to engage with any of those for shenanigans! ]
the clone wars - ota
He’s tried locking in in the trunk, dumping it in the river, pushing it into traffic. Nothing works, no matter what he does, it keeps coming back. Worst part, Benny kinda feels like he’s losing pieces of himself, little things, memories and mannerisms, the color of his eyes.
if you’re out and about in Panorama, and you think you see Benny doing something out of character? It wasn’t him (shaggy voice). It was that smooth-limbed bastard he’s gonna take down if it kills him - and it might.
Here is a list of things you may just find Benny’s mannequin doing:
Feel free to engage with any of those for shenanigans! ]