[In his defense, normally Wade doesn't let people get the drop on him (unless they're really hot, which is also defensible), and he thought Frank's whole thing was he Punishes, and in a sort of crazy kind of coincidence, he hasn't really done anything here to earn Punishing outside of unconsciously trying to cuddle Cable in his sleep and that time he ate unspecified meat on the android grill without ever specifying where it came from. (Use your imagination.)
Okay, maybe he killed some NPCs off-screen, but no one knows that. Things happen when you're looking for money and free snacks.
Things are also happening now. Wade peeks out of one eye with a squint, then lifts his head when there's the unmistakable thud of metal man/metal man action, which he would have to be absolutely fucking atomized to ever miss.
Except he has the worst angle ever until he manages to scramble an elbow under what is left of his torso. The distinct words are you guys gonna fuck or fight? rings in his ears.] Whoooa Cable, backshots already? You were never that friendly with me!
[Okay, so. He's alive. Yeah. And he couldn't stop himself. He would give a little wave as if to indicate, yes, he's alive, and also his body is in about eleven different places, more or less.] This is awkward. For you guys, specifically, not for me.
[Yeah, this is coming from the guy whose body consists of a single arm, most of his head, and a chest. He's enjoying this, actually. Even though this was actually not his fault, for once, but they're probably gonna blame him anyway. Like a real man, he can take it.
You just can't cry outside a bowling alley. It's not becoming of a man. Even if you're feeling like the Black Dahlia and looking like a spilled can of Spaghettios.] Please tell me the murder scene at least looks cool.
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Okay, maybe he killed some NPCs off-screen, but no one knows that. Things happen when you're looking for money and free snacks.
Things are also happening now. Wade peeks out of one eye with a squint, then lifts his head when there's the unmistakable thud of metal man/metal man action, which he would have to be absolutely fucking atomized to ever miss.
Except he has the worst angle ever until he manages to scramble an elbow under what is left of his torso. The distinct words are you guys gonna fuck or fight? rings in his ears.] Whoooa Cable, backshots already? You were never that friendly with me!
[Okay, so. He's alive. Yeah. And he couldn't stop himself. He would give a little wave as if to indicate, yes, he's alive, and also his body is in about eleven different places, more or less.] This is awkward. For you guys, specifically, not for me.
[Yeah, this is coming from the guy whose body consists of a single arm, most of his head, and a chest. He's enjoying this, actually. Even though this was actually not his fault, for once, but they're probably gonna blame him anyway. Like a real man, he can take it.
You just can't cry outside a bowling alley. It's not becoming of a man. Even if you're feeling like the Black Dahlia and looking like a spilled can of Spaghettios.] Please tell me the murder scene at least looks cool.