[It doesn't need to be suggestive for Wade to immediately think it is, because the way he turns, glancing coyly over his shoulder (it may be hard to parse it's a sexy glance when he's wearing a full-coverage mask) with a little shift of his ass is absolutely returning that kind of energy.
And for once, he's not getting harassed by Yakuza or rednecks, so that's a bonus! (Don't ask.)]
Well, well, look what the cat-who-likes-succulent-men dragged in. Liking what you're seeing, big boy? [Obviously he means Deadpool himself is impressive. Look at that skin-tight red, the tasteful black accents, the swords... the curvaceous ass. Seriously, why is it shaped like that? In a Marvel movie?] Wait a second. [He's staring, making his way closer with some surprisingly lithe steps. No shakiness on these babies.] Another cat-man? Goddamn, where are you all coming from? (I'm not complaining.)
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And for once, he's not getting harassed by Yakuza or rednecks, so that's a bonus! (Don't ask.)]
Well, well, look what the cat-who-likes-succulent-men dragged in. Liking what you're seeing, big boy? [Obviously he means Deadpool himself is impressive. Look at that skin-tight red, the tasteful black accents, the swords... the curvaceous ass. Seriously, why is it shaped like that? In a Marvel movie?] Wait a second. [He's staring, making his way closer with some surprisingly lithe steps. No shakiness on these babies.] Another cat-man? Goddamn, where are you all coming from? (I'm not complaining.)