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[personal profile] retrievalist 2025-06-30 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This time he's fast enough to get out of the splash zone, for all the good it does him. At least he knows what Adrian meant when he said not to touch him. Eliot backs up a couple more steps just in case; he's resistant to a lot of things but something tells him it would be a little different from being dosed with some psychotropic drug in a concrete holding cell somewhere. ]

Stop with the— [ here he wiggles his fingers ] —already, Carla's gonna have to be the one to clean up your shit, asshole.

[ He ignores the vegetable comment, because he is a mature grown adult man, in favour of focusing on what's important, which is: ] And yeah, great job, everyone from here to the damn fringes now knows you're investigating a murder. I'm so glad I have you around to make my life more difficult.
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[personal profile] retrievalist 2025-07-03 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Eliot looks pointedly down at his boots. ] I think you missed a spot there. [ But he is reluctantly impressed.

Okay, that's a lie. What he is is doing his level best not to freak out over the— the— what? What the hell is he even supposed to call that? Magic? Magic? He's seen Hardison do some crazy things with technology but this is insane.

But it's fine. He's adaptable. He's adapting.

He's also a little impressed because he didn't really think the kid would give enough of a shit to do something about it, what with the whole rich and spoilt vibe he gives off. Wasn't expecting him to care all that much about some dead guy either, figured he was a little too self-centred for it.

However, his stupidly naive expectations? Eliot saw that coming a mile off. ]


Yeah. Or maybe whoever did the murder, who has a vested interest in it remaining unsolved, skips town and does this somewhere else. Maybe they don't and instead decide to put a bullet through that empty head of yours. I might think about strangling you until you finally stop talking but I don't want you dead.

[ mostly ]
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[personal profile] retrievalist 2025-07-04 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Eliot's eyebrows wing upwards. You can have your wish of finally shutting me up sounds really— and then the luxurious hair and the blushing and—

He honestly kind of figured as much, back at the grocery store when Adrian was talking about Eliot touching him. Don't get him wrong, he's not so conceited that he assumes that everyone is into him. But he can't really help it if everyone is into him. Explains a lot though.

He settles on a non-committal: ]
Right. [ He wipes his boots off on one of the guys on the ground as best he can. ] Give me a sec.

[ He jogs over to Carla to check if she'll be okay with Larry, Curly, and Moe if they leave, gets her number for his efforts (see?) and then jogs back to Adrian. ]

Alright let's go. And my name's Eliot.