[ Verso gets the absolute flattest look in response to that bit of teasing. Well, the first bit of teasing, since Verso seems to have rather a lot of it at his disposal. ]

If you are so enthused, I will happily throw you into the nearest body of water myself. But I will not be joining you.

[ Don’t ask him again!!! ]

Yes, I am aware. I am rather short on things that actually fit. [ He’s too damn tall! ] This seemed to be the least offensive thing I could find.

Have you any other criticisms to offer?