Strange. I think you're the first person I've run into who found something lost in the midst of...[Alucard pauses, gesturing vaguely at the sky, the pool, the whole of the resort.] deep nonsense.

[There are more artful ways of describing what has happened, but no. Nonsense feels right in the moment. To highlight the fact further, because there's always refuge in absurdity, the dhampir offers a little huff and a deeply dry remark of:]

All I found was a croissant in my pocket, and it was the one I had been holding only a few moments before.